Saturday, April 11, 2009

Pirates!!!

Watch out for these guys...

The first American captain has been taken captive since 1804. Since the 1990s there has been pirate activity going on in Somalia stemmed by Civil War. The Gulf of Aden is considered the world's most dangerous waterway. There have been 68 pirate attacks in 2009 alone. An article I read by the Associate Press spoke of hooks, ropes, ice picks, men being tied up, and AK-47s. With no functioning central government or police to control acts of terror, piracy has reached it's tipping point. Obama is said to be "getting involved in his first major international crisis". Apparently pirates request ransoms and have found it quite successful that it is becoming heightened. It's said that they even treat their hostages well by catering to their Western taste preferences of spaghetti and cigarettes. Where did this all stem from? In the late 80s some European firms payed $80 million to dump 10 million tons of toxic waste along the coast. After the Tsunami at the end of 2004, all this waste got stirred up which has lead to health problems including internal bleeding, radiation sickness and infections. The gulf is also a very popular place to fish which is a main source of income for Somalians and non-locals alike. The pirates are pissed and want payback for the toxic waste that has sickened their people and the illegal fisherman who are taking their resources. "It's almost like a resource swap, Somalis collect up to $100 million a year from pirate ransoms off their coasts and the Europeans and Asians poach around $300 million a year in fish from Somali waters." In a very poor country where 73% of people live on less than $2 a day, piracy has boosted their economy, and when they get their ransom time and again, it will continue to be a good source of income.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

The Progression of a Click-Through

I was thinking about how I get to weird websites sometimes...

1. I start on my facebook page
2. I view the Oprah teaser video for Mondays show about Zion Ranch. She asks if their life is anything like the show "Big Love" and they say no
3. I google Big Love and end up at the shows website
4. From there I go to Margene's Blog and see a link under the section "My Favorite Websites"
5. That takes me to http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/ where I find tons and tons of comments about this image:




That's how!

Thanks Char Char

I get a lot of emails from my Char Char (featured below)

that range anywhere from god and being all you can be to protection yourself as a women. Once in a while they strike me. I feel as though I am a 5 year old sneaking sugary cereal in the middle of the night right now. While we have all long ago accepted that that society for children contains cells phone, video games youtube, and facebook, I wonder... are they still capable of experiencing the same enjoyment, does it even matter because there is no past point of reference? Will they ever make a real mud pie? I know you must be saying "oh my god, she's not even old enough to be saying this" but I am a kid of the 80s and I loved playing in the dirt.

It's a beautiful and sunny day in Hollywood today, I want to go outside but I don't even know what to do outside so I'm writing this instead. It's 2pm, Ricky is on his computer listening to his high school band, Shane is sleeping on the couch, and Christian is sleeping in Shane's bed (the breakfast I made him this morning is really cold).

Here is a little taste of a few of the statements I enjoyed in that email:
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon. We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And, we weren't overweight. WHY? Because we were always outside playing....that's why! No one was able to reach us all day. And, we were O.K. WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them. Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Big Cereal is Taking Over

Why is cereal getting so big?
In the past week I have seen 2 commercial for big cereal... one for Fruity Pebbles and the other one for Kellogg's Corn Pops. As a kid I remember always eating cereal as a dry snack without milk - it must make that kind of snacking easier because I'm sure little kids will have difficulties fitting giant pops in their mouth... I suppose I'll have to try it out.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Did I miss the dog law memo?

I don't have a dog but I would like a small one like this...and now I know I could travel with it if I wanted to. Maybe I have been under a rock for a while but I saw 5 dogs in the airport these past few days, and one was traveling on my plane! I have never seen this before so it was weird seeing it sitting in a seat more behaved than a human. Luckily it didn't bark so I would rather that than the crying baby. I wonder how much that costs, is it just like any other carry-on?

After writing this I decided to read the American Airlines American Way magazine. At the back were some travel tips including this one, "Carry on Pets must stay in their kennels and under the seat in front of you at all times. AA assumes no liability for the well-being of carry-on pets."

The Soda Plane

I was at the LAX airport and a 4 year old child and his parents were looking at the planes as he said "the soda plane." His parents were at first confused when they soon realized that the soda plane was more commonly knows as Korean Air - it made complete sense, smirk. At that moment I realized that the simplicity and truth of a child is sometimes all you need. You decide.

Mission One Motorcycle


I read about this motorcycle on uncrate... $69,000, zero emissions, 150mph, eletric, no gear shifting, 2010. This is really funky.

Monday, January 26, 2009

This is for Jeff

Trust Me... there are AT&T references all over this show. It opens with a scene of an iphone on a table as the ad agency folks try to pitch their new cell phone campaigns. The lead girl pitches her idea with 2 thumbs talking to each other - sound familiar? The pitch that wins at the end shows a scene of a guy coming out of his house as his wife leaves him. I think there is an AT&T ad where this guy is being pulled out of his house as he gets arrested - those scenes seemed similar too. Maybe I left my brain at work.


Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Knitting Ain't For Grandmas No More

When I think of knitting I think of grandmas with glasses drinking hot chocolate. I'm not really sure what to say about this... I will just continue to stand here with my mouth wide open. Graffiti knitting - unique, guerilla art for boys and girls, time consuming I'm sure, inspiring, unbelievable, and something that won't piss off store owners. If I walked out and of my apartment and my car was covered in yarn, I would never want the rain or sun to touch my car again - I would probably have to invest in a moped. It makes me wonder how long these pieces stay up for because even if you didn't enjoy it, you may be guilted into not removing it because of the warmth put into it. Anyways, check it out for yourself.