God is like... a brand

I’ll begin this blab by saying that I am not religious and I believe in science. I accept and appreciate that others may believe in whatever makes them happy and whatever they feel to be the truth. I also believe in comparing God to brands, so this seems like a good place to do that. This is from an email I received…

God is like BAYER ASPIRIN. He works miracles.
God is like A FORD. He's got a better idea.

God is like COKE. He's the real thing. 

God is like HALLMARK CARDS. He cares enough to send His very best.
God is like TIDE. He gets the stains out others leave behind.
God is like GENERAL ELECTRIC. He brings good things to life.

God is like WAL-MART. He has everything.

God is like ALKA-SELTZER. Try Him, you'll like Him.

God is like SCOTCH TAPE. You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like DELTA. He's ready when you are.

God is like ALLSTATE. You're in good hands with Him.
God is like VO-5 HAIR SPRAY. He holds through all kinds of weather.
God is like The U.S. POST OFFICE. Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

God is like CHEVROLET. The heart beat of America.

God is like MAXWELL HOUSE. Good to the very last drop

God is like BOUNTY. He is the quicker picker upper, can handle the tough jobs, and He won't fall apart on you.
God is like THE ENERGIZER BUNNY. He Keeps Going, Going, and Going.

So basically if you buy all these brands, you won’t need to search for God any longer (joke). Thankfully you won’t have to spend much money either since “he” is like all the big generic brands (another joke, don’t get mad God lovers). Apparently God is also a He! I thought this was interesting as it provides insight into the key truths and values behind each of these big brands (and God).